miercuri, 21 octombrie 2009

Stapanii sondajelor

Stiu, stiu. Doctorul ne da la gioale. La toti.

Dar asta dezlantzuie imaginatia. Starneshte creatzia.
Si iese paginatzia.

Presupun ca stiti cu totii (cei care n-o stiti, nu contati in marele lantz al fiintei; sunteti niste contabili aseisti si tristi) poezia lui Tolkien, aspirationala, sinclinala si medievala:

Three Rings for the Elven Kings, under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf Lords, in their halls of stone,
Nine for the Mortal Men, doomed to die.
One Ring for the Dark Lord, on His Dark Throne,
In the Land of Mordor, where the Shadows lie.

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor, where the Shadows lie.


Ei bine, sintagma de macsima ecsceptzie rautacioasa "stapanii sondajelor" m-a facut sa devin poet. Poet, frate! Sange si poezie. Pai Vadim Extraveral nu e si el tot sociolog? Ce pana mea probabilistica. Sa curga versurile, tovarashi!

Deci:

Three Polls for the Liberal trolls, under fifteen,
Seven for the Democrat thralls, in their halls of bribe,
Nine for the Socialist knaves, doomed to lie.
One Ring for the Mogul King, on His Dark Throne
In our dear Lalaland, where Probability lies.

One Poll to fog them all, One Poll to fool them,
One Poll to blunder all and in the Elections bind them
In our dear Lalaland, where Certitude dies.

:/



10 comentarii:

Anonim spunea...

Preiau discursul de la Coltul strazii. 3 sondaje, trei productii diferite si cu rezultate neasemanatoare. Intelegi paradoxul?

Turambar spunea...

Three Polls for the various trolls under the sky
One knowledge to rule them all
In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie.

Anonim spunea...

Who the frakk are the trolls? Tu esti elful si care dracu e gasca lui Shaitan?

Turambar spunea...

I'm definitely not an elf. I'm a mortal men, doomed to die. Cu toate cele care sunt asociate stirpei omenesti in genere.

:/

april spunea...

gasca lu' seitan, mihai seitan, e la ministerul muncii unde el e secretar de stat. ala care zice c-o sa iesim la pensie la 100 de ani.

Anonim spunea...

Dude, read my lips, Shaitan!

Turambar spunea...

“The Shaitan only desires to cause enmity and hatred to spring in your midst by means of intoxicants and games of chance, and to keep you off from the remembrance of Allah and from prayer. Will you then desist?”

The Prophet said, "Yawning is from Satan and if anyone of you yawns, he should check his yawning as much as possible, for if anyone of you (during the act of yawning) should say: 'Ha', Satan will laugh at him."

The Prophet said, "If anyone of you, when intending to have a sexual intercourse with his wife, says: 'Bismillah, Allahumma jannibna-sh-shaitan, wa jannibi-sh-shaitan ma razaqtana,' and if the couple are destined to have a child (out of that very sexual relation), then Satan will never be able to harm that child."

The Prophet said, "A good dream is from Allah, and a bad or evil dream is from Satan; so if anyone of you has a bad dream of which he gets afraid, he should spit on his left side and should seek Refuge with Allah from its evil, for then it will not harm him."


Deci avetzi grija cu cascatul si cu alte chestii de facut copii. Shai-Hulud might come and getya.

:)

Anonim spunea...

Fauritorul ma iarta ca am luat numele Impartului-Zeu in desert. Sa iti traiasca pastravaresele.

vv spunea...

Lumineaza-ma, please. Tu ziceai ca pe 11 octombrie,Antonelu' avea 18%

Baietii de la cotidianul te citeaza cu niste cifre complet diferite:
http://media2.gruprc.ro/photo/thumbs/800_600/102009/91028c1a13c0c1912aa1fb827fff155d.jpg


Deci, daca e sa ne luam dupa ei, CCSB-ul il dadea pe Antonel cu 22,8% pe 27 august, 18% pe 11 octombrie, si 31,2% pe 15-19 octombrie?

Wow. Asta da variatie.

Turambar spunea...

VV, mersi ca mi-ai aratat. Sunt niste dobitoci iremediabili. Au luat cifrele si tabelele din sondajele BCS pe Bucuresti si le-au pus in gura noastra. Tocmai acum am terminat de stat de vorba cu autorul, acel distins Oprea, si i-am atras atentia, spunandu-i ca o interpretez in cheie conspirational / paranoica, pe ideea ca cei de la Cotidianul vor de o parte sa ne faca, iar pe de alta parte sa legitimizeze evolutia lui Antonescu.

S-a scuzat penibil, a zis ca e greseala lui proprie si personala, ca in 10 minute modifica. De unde ai tu frate cifrele astea? Pai sa vedeti ca le-am primit pe e-mail de pe un blog. Pai futu-ti Dumnezeii ma-tii de jurnalist in priceperea cui te-a facut, tu asa faci stirile, mai omule?

Sa vedem ce se intampla in urmatoarea ora.

Inca o data, mersi ca mi-ai aratat, ca altminteri ne faceau nemernicii numa-numa.

Dumnezeii ma-sii de jurnalistica si de alegeri!

:( :angry: