Prin mijloace specifice de cercetare, tocmai am descoperit ca in calculatorul meu zace o colectzie impresionant de obscen de mare de tza... de fotografii senzuale cu tenta artistica de natura corporal-explicita. Ma rog, nu fooarte explicita, ci presque explicita. Ca totushi, avem shi noi limitele noas.. voastre.
Pentru rauvoitori (si pentru subalternii care se intampla sa citeasca acest blog - marsh la munca inapoi. Mama voastra de surferi pe Internet in timpul programului... ), ma grabesc sa mentionez ca nu eu. Nuuuu. Nu eu. Bilbiloii. Acesti monstri mitologici despre care, intr-o alta zi, cu alta pornire non-ero.. non-artistica in mine, va voi povesti mai in detaliu. Pana atunci, suffice to know ca bilbiloii este nishte chestii ashaa... asha mici si rele care pricinuiesc tot soiul de ghidushii in contra oamenilor mari.
Well. Ei bine. Deci. Deci az' noapte, bilbiloii, intr-un raid de commando multimedia, au tabarat asupra calculatorului meu deschis si neparolat si au descarcat, intr-o veselie zor-nevoie mare, o galeata de poze cu tza... Cu de'alea. Nu pot sa spun cuvantul, ca intre timp m'am facut om mare si serios si abordez pe acest blog numai subiecte de extrema importantza geo-strategica, istorica, economica shi patibulara.
Deci bilbiloii. Deci eu n'am nici o vina. Deci they made me do it. Shi am fost bolnav cand eram mic. Shi e prea cald afara, deci sunt in iresponsabilitate vizuala de ordin termic. Deci de'alea, bre... Cum naiba le zice? Hait c'am uitat cuvantul. Ba, drept sa va spun, am shi uitat cum arata. Voi mai shtitzi?
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„…să dăm semnal la lume”
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Clar... nici usturoi n-ai mancat, nici gura nu-ti miroase... Bibiloii astia cred ca si-au bagat coada si pe la altii :P
Da’ de cuvintele astea iti aduci matali aminte?
http://ro.wikisource.org/wiki/Istoria_ieroglific%C4%83:Scara_a_numerelor_%C5%9Fi_cuvintelor_streine_t%C3%A2lcuitoare
Si ceva clasic pe tema data... De pe net, of course...
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and begins to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?""Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.
Si morala o stii si tu...hi hi hi... ...tztztztz....ia zi ...expresia aia minunata...cu ma leshi!?
:)... trafic si ... rating...spor...
Nu pot, doamna, sa vorbesc urat cu o doamna, ca sunt un domn, mai doamna mai.
Ma leeshi....
:p
@ Cristian: Welcome! And please bring your tits with you. :)
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