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Hei, unde mama naibii esti? Hei, am nevoie de tine! Vino'ncoace sa te intreb ceva.

Cam asa m-am trezit eu in dimineata asta, cand mi-am verificat mailul. Mda, ce sa fac? Prietenul la nevoie se cunoaste. M-am logat, m-am conectat, m-am uitat la mesajul lui.

Ia uita'te tu la tipa asta, e nemaipomenit de frumoasa si de desteapta si de atractiva si e romanca s-ar putea sa fie interesata de mine. Ajutoor! Ce sa fac? Spune-mi cum sunt fetele romane, ca eu nu stiu. Sa ii povestesc despre rugby, sau e doar o chestie de-aia de-a ta? Ii plac tipii haiosi. Sa-i povestesc despre Cioran?

Hmmm. Mda. Pai cum sa-ti escplic eu, draga occidentalule, despre misterele fetelor romane, ca dracului nici eu inca n-am terminat de analizat acest subiect vast de cercetare?

Hmmm. Lemme think. Ia sa zicem noi asha asha:

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lol. :)

Nope. Rugby is not such a big thing here in Romania. Don't. Football is the name of the game. But I don't think intense football talking should fit the funny guy image. Stop.

There are two types of girls, for what I know. Ones that love successful guys. That love succcess and quality of life and entrepreneurship, in fact. The ideas, hence the men that embodies them. That's why they left the country. These I would call the Western Weberian protestant type. They like efficiency and professionalism and composure.

There are others that love knowledge and erudition and especially and especially authenticity. Be yourself, don't wear a mask. Don't overdo it, don't try to pretend that you are something that you are not. These I would call the solar happy hippie artistic type. They like psychology, you know. They like sensible movies. They like feelings. Speak them about feelings, and you might get some sex :) But don't be too pompous and pretentious and don't play with that Cioran book. Cioran is depressive and grim. Girls should be fun. Sex should be fun. Perhaps even love should be fun. :p

Unfortunatelly, there is a third type. The ones that do not fit either of the two afore-mentioned ideal types. About them, mate, I really don't know anything. We still perform research on that matter. Here I follow Wittgenstein's advice: about what is not known, we should be silent.

A, almost forgot: you have to be athletic and good-looking and handsome and rich and adventurous and funny and risk-taking and sensible and a good hunter and especially and especially a good good excellent lover to have any chance with Romanian girls.

Are you? :)

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PS: Joking, mate, joking. Good luck with your girl. Just be yourself. The typology is real and serious. The rest - just a fabrication of my wandering mind. Be yourself and scream from the top of your lungs: I'm daaaaAAAAAting a RomaaaAAAAnian giiiiIIIIrl! I friggin fraggin rule!

:rofl:

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Voi ce zicetz? Am zis bine?