vineri, 3 iunie 2011

Five pearls of Scottish wisdom

Mai ales ultima :) :wink:

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Five pearls of Scottish wisdom to remember

1. Money cannot buy happiness but, it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.

3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk


1 comentarii:

Dragos Bora spunea...

"What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for."