In'sh'Allah, Abdullah!

Abdul al-Rhazib, stoically waiting in line to cross the border. The inevitable customs check and interview. The clerk, with a bored face:
- Sex ?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no... I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't that hostile ?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast...