vineri, 20 martie 2009

In'sh'Allah, Abdullah!

Abdul al-Rhazib, stoically waiting in line to cross the border. The inevitable customs check and interview. The clerk, with a bored face:
- Sex ?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no... I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't that hostile ?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast...

2 comentarii:

Anonim spunea...

to'arasu as hali salam da nam
lasa-ne cu de astea
da si matale un semn daca ne vedem maine la meciul cu portugalia
pe sportlocal at sportlocal.ro
salam alekum

Anonim spunea...

telefon in Maroc.
- alo? .. AAlo?! ... AlOOO!!!
- Nu, Ali.